Their sealskin yarmulkes and tallits serve to keep them warm.
They’ve even customized the famed Iditarod Sled Race, terming theirs the “Yiditarod,” and placing yarmulkes on each of the racing dogs.
“Have you ever thought that we’re over-paying for Swiss cheese because of the holes? “If God is all-good, why did He send my mother-in-law to live with us?
” Experts believe the whining is less irritating when presented in a yodeling format.
Their oral traditions claim that their ancestors were Jews who fled the Holy Land about 2,500 years ago.